marvelousspoiler:

aviculor:

aviculor:

Check out these awesome Obama bumper stickers!

But wait….red white and blue? Doesn’t that look familiar?

BEHOLD! THE DUTCH FLAG! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!? I’M ON TO YOU!

IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP, AMERICA!

But wait! Turn the sticker on its side and what does it look like then?

HOW FAR DOWN DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO, YOU COMMUNIST BASTARD?

DID SOMEONE SAY COMMUNISM?!

FOR IF YOU FLIP THE COLORS AROUND

BEHOLD THE FLAG OF MOTHER RUSSIA!

stuff-that-irks-me:

therealsourpatchninja:

ionosphere-negate:

stuff-that-irks-me:

There are far more polar bears alive today than there were 40 years ago,” Unger told NPR in an interview about his new book, “Never Look a Polar Bear in The Eye.” “There are about 25,000 polar bears alive today worldwide. In 1973, there was a global hunting ban. So once hunting was dramatically reduced, the population exploded.”

Next time someone tells me that global warming is threatening the polar bears I’ll just link them this and

Lol… what?  Obviously their population rose due to the hunting ban, as stated literally right there.  Nowhere does it invalidate that global warming also threatens polar bears.

Herp fuckin derp.

Also, side note, I heard that polar bears were mating with grizzly bears or something and making some sort of crazy hybrid.

FYI -

Polar bears became a focal point for environmentalists after former Vice President Al Gore featured them in his 2006 global warming documentary, “An Inconvenient Truth.” The bears were classified as a threatened species under the Endangered Species Act to in May 2008 because their habitat was being threatened by global warming.

Unger wanted to write the definitive book on how man-made global warming was destroying polar bear habitats and leading to their extinction. He packed up his family and moved north to Churchill, Manitoba — called the ”Polar Bear Capital of the World” because of the large amounts of bears that congregate near it in the autumn.

“My humble plan was to become a hero of the environmental movement,” Unger told NPR. “I was going to go up to the Canadian Arctic, I was going to write this mournful elegy for the polar bears, at which point I’d be hailed as the next coming of John Muir and borne aloft on the shoulders of my environmental compatriots.”

“So when I got up there, I started realizing polar bears were not in as bad a shape as the conventional wisdom had led me to believe, which was actually very heartening, but didn’t fit well with the book I’d been planning to write,” he added.

You’re like the fucking angel of death. [x]

best-of-funny:

beneaththewillowtree:

lesbipoet13:

ambersagen:

sadynax:

scarecrows:

videohall:

I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator

holy shit

What. WHAT :DDDDDDD

WATCH THIS. JUST DO IT

hahaha “HOLY F—”

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cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2012: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

death-by-lulz:

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kristhegooseman:

genalovestoons:

chicagoteddy:

u-ok:

catbountry:

kittypistol:

divineinfekted:

nomud:

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This is one of those relatively rare moments on tumblr when I have no idea what the fuck is going on

Allow me to shed some light on the subject.

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icantevolve:

theblackship:

bardofspades:

mituna-senpai:

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs

fuckyeahroosterteethaudio:

Artist

So you know that famous Moonbase Alpha video? Well this was 100% inspired by that. Merry Christmas, guys! I hope you guys like this :)

the-lone-conservative:

prds-against-the-machine:

jellybeanjeunet:

sleezysays:

NASA recently released imagery showing the deforestation of America  …in just 34 years.

We are killing the Earth

Forever reblog.

How’s about some good news, actually? That image is a fraud. The “1978” photo is from summer 2001 and edited to look greener than it actually was, and the 2012 photo is from January. So, yeah, Canada looks dead and brown.

So…fear not, Tumblr friends. The world is not so bleak as the internet claims it is.

Also, to whoever made this image: shame on you. You give environmentalists a bad name.

^^^^^^^^^